It`s milk Jim, but not as we know it

Milk comes in bottles, cartons, little plastic pots and plastic bottles but NOT in little plastic thingies called "Dairystix".

Apart from the fact it`s yucky UHT, if you don`t tear it open the right way, your partner gets an eyeful of cold milk as it squirts out in any direction but into the mug of tea.
ASDA......be ashamed, what`s wrong with those little plastic pots?