Hen party with cock balloon.

Every weekend stag and hen parties turn up to get pissed, humiliate the bride/groom and to bond.
Last week I saw a pissed groom, wearing only a t-shirt crawling up the street, his botty hole winking at the amused locals, while his friends laughed at him.

Today, a lovely, smiley bunch of hens let me take their shot. But then the drinking hasn't started. If I ask them 10 hours from now, they might not be so smiley. And that cock balloon won't last till then. No way.