Charming

"Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate"

Not quite. It was all going well for fifty miles until I was just coming down the road next to mine right at the end of the ride and the car that should have stopped for me on the roundabout decided to keep going and, yeah, I fell off the bike as I tried to avoid crashing into it, and although both me and the bike were fine (apart from a grazed left knee, I got off very lightly) unfortunately my phone came off the worse for it. Beyond repair.

Tonight there will be beer with friends, I may have to exaggerate the above accident a little for dramatic effect.

A Different One