The nut was sick in the night, and he wasnt allowed in school, which made him cry because he had a new Spider-Man t shirt to show his friends and he was looking forward to it. But the daddy took him to the playground and I told him granny and his uncles were coming in the afternoon, and the were sure to like his t shirt very much,as it's an especially good because it has a spider logo instead of a picture of Spider-Man, like a costume, so you look like Spider-Man, instead of a small boy that likes Spider-Man. And in fact he wore it yesterday, and insisted I clean while he was asleep, so it would be clean for school.

We built a den in the garden and mr nut caught up on his Z's in between asking if granny was nearly here 5,000 times. The she was here, and he was very happy and showed her lots of important things like his t shirt and angrybirds and Shaun the sheep annual.

Dan have me my special birthday stool which is not what j suggests it might be, and in thankfulness for thier hard work I presented the with my massive gourd and told him to cut a hole in it so it might be a fairy house. And mr nut put forth his plans that it would be a Spider-Man house.

Then mr Jim made dinner for everyone and I felt a bit smug about marrying the right man, who says good sentences like 'shall I got to dillons and get some more tonic for your gin'?