Volume discount

When I opened the card from the boss for Fathers Day, I asked her if she had received a volume discount. 
What do you mean?" was the question.
"It's exactly the same card as I got last year" I chuckled
"Well it is a perfect card for you, isn't it" she came back with in a flash

There's no beating her quickness.

Chinese food delivery went down a treat for dinner.


Ah well...