Ponies are better than boys!

and long may this last!

Apparently ponies are better because....
- ponies smell better than boys
- ponies don't mind having a wash and brush up
- ponies will take you on adventures without moaning
-ponies are tidier than boys
- ponies are cute
- ponies are awesome

And last but not least.....
- ponies listen to your secrets and don't tell anybody