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Afternoon all,

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity - Albert Einstein ....science made easy.... ;0)

Agent: (calling from the ship) Are you taking the gangway off?

Moi: yes......once the Pilots are on.

Agent: They are on....

Moi: ........and haven't you forgotten something?

Agent: (checks small bag, touches pocket) .....No....

Moi: Sure??

Agent: errrrrrr......yes. Think I would know if I'd forgotten something.....

Moi: Do you have a home to go to? Place of work......someone special......

Agent: yes....why??

Moi: Maybe you'd like to get off the ship BEFORE I remove the gangway......

Agent: ....OH CRAP...........!!!!

(He never really said Oh Crap....I was saving all your sensitive ears to such attrocious language!!! )

It must have been a tough day for him !!!! He'd have got a free journey to Rotterdam !! ;0)

Have a great day ;0)

TTFN ;0)