Supercat!

Snuffy: "Guess what -- I have X-ray vision."

Me: "No, you don't."

Snuffy: "I do, I do!"

Me: "How do you know?"

Snuffy: "Because I got a shot of some special stuff."

Me: "Well, I think that special stuff was to slow down your thyroid, not give you X-ray vision."

Snuffy: "Are you sure?"

Me: "Yes, dear, I'm sure."

Snuffy: "Just you wait until the lights go out -- I'll glow in the dark."

Me: "You are not radioactive!"

Snuffy: "Sez you!"

Me: "Snuffy, you don't have special powers. You just no longer have an out of control thyroid."

Snuffy: " I'm sure I can see through walls!"

Me: "Oh, really."

Snuffy: "Yes. I can see into the bathroom and Lizzie's peeing on the rug."

Me: "No she's not."

Snuffy: "How do you know?"

Me: "Because she's asleep on the chair."

Snuffy: "Well, she was thinking about it."

Me: "So now you can read minds?"

Snuffy: "You'd better believe it -- comes with the super powers."

Me: "Well, okay then......."

Snuffy: "If you have to get up in the night and need a night light, let me know."

Me: "Thanks, that's sweet of you."

Snuffy: "Would you like me to microwave some popcorn for you?"