Field could do with a little TLC

First game of the season for Ottawacker Jr - ended in a 0-0 draw, thanks for asking - and I had a little bit of a shock on arrival. Not only were there no nets, but the field looked like it was an impressionist's version of what a Saga Holiday might look like. All we were missing was an Engelbert Humperdinck tribute band at the end of the field.

Fortunately, as we panned left, a group of perfectly manicured lawns hoved into view (see extra).