Posers!

The Krays after their walk this morning.  Got the parts for my van so the drove my van along to the garage. I had only just pulled out the petrol station when the cops were on my tail. I  thought dow I outrun them in a 20year old vw T4 money pit van or do I stop. 
I pulled round by the swimming pool park and sure enough the blue flasher then they parked across my bows as if I was going to make a quick dash of 0 to 60 in half an hour!
Do you have a licence says a cop that barley looked like he could shave! Yes . So I  handed it to him for my details.
Do you know you have no Mot says the other cop ( whose testicles were still to drop as he looked pre pubescent)
Yes I'm aware of that. Do you realise you ought not to have this vehicle on the road. I  didn't think they were the sharpest knives in the drawer. 
Yes I know I said with the sweetest of smiles . But im driving to the garage to get the parts put on so she can resit her test. 
So you already have the parts?
Yes I sigh. Well you still ought not to be driving. Is this idiot for real I'm thinking.  How do I get the parts needed for the mot if I can't drive the bloody van!!
Well  you can go this time but make sure you book an mot date the next time youre on the road! 
In the meantime 3 boy racers whizzed past doing clearly more than the required 40mph and um sure several drug deals went town in the time it took to let me go
Small wonder folks get frustrated with these weeney cops.