Hear Hear

Waldorf: Wasn't that a lovely ceremony Statler.

Statler. It certainly was.

Waldorf: That is what you need.

Statler: A Royal Crown?

Waldorf: No!!! A hearing aid like the Archbishop has.

Statler: My hearing is nearly perfect. 20:20

Waldof: Then why do you not understand what people are saying and having the television volume up at ear shattering level.

Statler: Must ask the Archbishop where he got his from.