Ghost coos (inspired by QI)

Cycled 31 miles to Balloch and almost made it back
Puncture 4 miles from home
The bike is a dodo
Need a new one
Back tyre worn to the weave
Rusted
Worn
Oh woe is me
Woe is me

Fixed puncture on worn tyre
New brake pads to save my shoe leather
Oh woe is me
Woe is me

Cycled 31 miles to Balloch and almost made it back
Lucky my puncture happened 4 miles from home
Lucky it was only 4 miles from home

(Made this song up as I walked 4 miles home)