Why be Anywhere Else ?

When I returned home from Rackwick I planted more parsnips, neeps and beetroot.  Repaired the door of the polytunnel.  Tried, but tired, obtaining travel insurance.  A greater work of fiction I have never heard. The only greater source of friction is a match and a match box.
 
Strike a light.
 
I think I need to rest.
 
Alan Price is 81.