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Further story....

Half way through a breakfast full of bread, cheese, salami and hash disaster anecdotes (Jer and Steve describing the inevitable result of deciding to ride a bicycle stoned in the dark in a place full of canals) Walter turned up with an extraordinary looking black clad, shaven haired, multi tattoed androgynous woman holding a small helmet and a handful of flyers.
“This is Gina, she’s with Archaos, they’re staying here at the moment as well”
“I find eem standing looking at my window, I say you voyeur?, ee say no ee see dragons, we talk all night...good man”
Walter looked bashful but pleased.  
The band were acquainted with Archaos having seen their “last show on earth” the previous summer. The band like everyone else had never seen anything like it with its mix of chainsaw juggling, fire breathing, motorbikes and clowns wearing corrugated iron and hitting each other with hammers. Billy Smarts it was not and also not an animal in sight. Noisy ,smelly and confrontational it struck more than a chord with the Y’s view of performance. They liked their slogan as well
“everything we say we do, everything we want we find, everything is important but we don’t give a damn”
Gina had a coffee and passed round some flyers Archaos were performing in a new show for  the next two weeks and happily there was time for the band  to go, give out a few of their own flyers and get back in time for their own show which started at 10.30.
Walter seemed quite smitten with Gina intrigued by her description of herself as tightrope walker, clown clarinettist and flame thrower and ,unaccustomed to much interest from anyone romantically or sexually, revelling in the attention. Also, something he had omitted to mention to the band, was the fact that, irresistibly drawn to his roots, he was going to audition for Archaos later on the day with a very quick idea that Gina and he had cooked up involving a twist (literally) on the idea of circus strongman.