Hail the conquering hero

After a really very funny night in the pub (dirty-but-witty, dirty-but-stupid, and an entire twenty minutes making jokes about how many avocados there are in California), the thing I craved most was some vitamin C.

Unfortunately, the orange I had didn't want to oblige. So I got my Prince to help.

Yes, that's what this is. I struggled to get an orange peeled and then took a silly picture. This is the mood I'm in today.