I Shall Always Be Your Friend

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Today was dull. Work stuff. Ya know? Who wants to hear about that?

It is far more interesting instead to discuss last night's chat with the Princess. 

It broke up early, disturbed by a friend of Murphy's who came to the door, causing him to woof and woof. But it's okay. I sensed that our highly intelligent chat was taking a downturn. The Princess was talking to me about Prince Alberts and we were discussing what might possess someone to have their bits and pieces pierced.

I suggested that there are some people out there who are just "sex people". You know. The sort of people who actually go to orgies and pee on each other. Sex people. 

The Princess and I are NOT sex people We will keep our bits unpierced and we are unlikely to ever get tied up and beaten with a stick.

Just so you know.

The Princess referred to our bits and pieces as "Cazvaj" and "Sykok". And I thought that these could also serve as our Vulcan names. 

As a Trekkie this amused The Princess. And so my job was done. And then Murphy started woofing and woofing.

And that was far more interesting than anything that happened today.

S.