An Abusive Relationship

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

If I have not expressed it to you before, I need to explain to you the relationship that has developed between Jefe and Caro. 

"He is SUCH a fanny," says Caro. With affection.

Consequently, Caro spends an inordinate amount of time trolling Jefe over anything she can think of. And he's great fun for her to play with because he cannot help but rise to the bait EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Caro giggles happily as she messages him, taunting him on one subject or another. The latest has been "Ear-Bud-Gate".

Jefe lost his ear-buds at Shenée's party last week and messaged the group to ask if anyone had seen them. The group convo went on for quite some time as we all tried to Sherlock where they were seen last. 

But not Caro. She "helpfully" bought herself some new top-of-the-range ear-buds for her new phone. She sent Jefe a message:

Jeff! Got me some new earbuds today. The man said IF I have Apple music too, then the sound is sensational and superior, then he got very enthusiastic about Dynaudio, dual coaxial speakers blah blah. I don't know, I was thinking about cats and coffee by then tho...

Caro giggled happily as she wrote this message. She knows how much he cares about audio quality and how much it DISTURBS HIS VERY SOUL that she gives not a crap about it.

"Ahhhh, my work here is done," she purred. 

And hit "send".

S.