Wood you be-leaf it?

We’ve just twigged that apparently the wood we’ve been getting from our local garden centre is now illegal. I haven’t been able to get to the root of the problem but I think it’s just that woodburners are too poplar now, as people bough out of using their central heating too mulch. No point beating around the bush, they’re not good for the environment.

Before this gets logged by the Special Branch copse, there’s no point pining over it so we’ll just have to go out on a limb, turn over a new leaf and stump up the money for the posh stuff until our own central heating gets fixed.

Touch wood that the weather will continue to improve, as money doesn’t grow on trees, you know!