Sleeper

I'm a total loser when it comes to train journeys. There's almost always a moment at the end of the day when I look forward to the hour-long commute home to Glasgow. Time to clear my head, relax, look at some gorgeous Scottish countryside...

Except today. Today I'm incredibly tired. Today I'm grumpy. And today that train could not look less appealing to me.

A pox on that train's house!