Elevenses

"I'll have a pot of tea and an Empire Biscuit please"

"Are we still allowed to say 'Empire?"

"Well a Gingerbread Man...?" ...Gingerbread Person, OK. Oh Ginger and Man are out".

"Better make that a gender neutral fruit slice."

"Are we still allowed to say fruit?"

"Gypsy Cream?"

"Just the tea then."