ritz?

Nope.

I had to check into a hotel just for last night so got a cheap place not far from the office. The reason it was cheap and available? It was cack. Cack in the way London does well: grand building converted badly into a hotel, clapped out furniture in the slightly sweaty smelling room with the window covered in bird crap, a tiny bed and a TV that only just works. Yay.

Crapper large.

Some serious back-blipping done; must try harder to stay up to date...