In need of a stiff one

Went into town to pick up my suit for my daughters wedding. As I am short old and plump I had trouble off the shelf so lashed out on a made to measure job.


Well I put it on and it was a disaster, looked like someone else's suit!  Jacket too small, trousers too big.  Looks like tomorrow  is M&S 

For those of you who expect a flower see the extra. It's almost there.