Black Eyes

Popped round to see my elderly neighbours this morning to see if they needed any shopping. I'd seen P a few days ago with a nasty bump on her head, she'd been lifting boxes up on to a high shelf and it had fallen back and hit her head. She's 84 years old, old enough to know better I told her. She said she's telling everyone her husband did it, he's 83! Anyway, this morning she's sporting 2 black eyes, the box had obviously knocked her glasses back in to her eyes. I dropped her some flowers round later, and told her to stay out of mischief, but they're both far too independent to do that.