Am only happy when it rains

One of those days wasn't it?  

I curled my hair before work, and by the time I got to work, it was interesting. 

It was payday, so I steeled myself for the myriad of emails that would tell me the mistakes I had made. 

S told me that the money which had come out of the bank didn't match the sales journal I had given her to post. 

L phoned me to tell me no one in the Middle East had been paid.  

R emailed to say he hadn't gotten his increase (not my fault, no one mentioned it to me)

Another R called me so that I could "talk him through his payslip."   Yeah,   he's been with us 4 years, but today he decided to examine his payslip.   Go figure. 

Sorted all that out. Had a coffee. Walked round the warehouse three times.  

and got started again. 

My colleague J  has had an esophagus issue recently.  He believes his esophagus sphincter is faulty.   I believe there is something wrong too, I'm not going to check his sphincter out.   

Last month he tried a new diet.  Alkaline diet I believe.  He doesn't think it helped him.  

this month, he is going to try out a new device,  he said he would send me a link to this plastic discovery which would "exercise his esophagus'.   

He did send me the link and I messaged straight back and told him that I had received an advert via social media for a similar item, which exercised the opposite end of the esophagus (by some stretch of the imagination), and this one had a link to your mobile phone so you could see how well you were exercising it. 

I said "we could buy one and share it".  pah ha ha ha ha ha

I heard him choke on his coffee and commence the coughing fit to end all coughing fits. 

I was in tears, and had to go to the toilet quickly because I haven't yet bought the item in question to strengthen my muscles. 


 
Pah ha ha ha

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