Am only happy when it rains
One of those days wasn't it?
I curled my hair before work, and by the time I got to work, it was interesting.
It was payday, so I steeled myself for the myriad of emails that would tell me the mistakes I had made.
S told me that the money which had come out of the bank didn't match the sales journal I had given her to post.
L phoned me to tell me no one in the Middle East had been paid.
R emailed to say he hadn't gotten his increase (not my fault, no one mentioned it to me)
Another R called me so that I could "talk him through his payslip." Yeah, he's been with us 4 years, but today he decided to examine his payslip. Go figure.
Sorted all that out. Had a coffee. Walked round the warehouse three times.
and got started again.
My colleague J has had an esophagus issue recently. He believes his esophagus sphincter is faulty. I believe there is something wrong too, I'm not going to check his sphincter out.
Last month he tried a new diet. Alkaline diet I believe. He doesn't think it helped him.
this month, he is going to try out a new device, he said he would send me a link to this plastic discovery which would "exercise his esophagus'.
He did send me the link and I messaged straight back and told him that I had received an advert via social media for a similar item, which exercised the opposite end of the esophagus (by some stretch of the imagination), and this one had a link to your mobile phone so you could see how well you were exercising it.
I said "we could buy one and share it". pah ha ha ha ha ha
I heard him choke on his coffee and commence the coughing fit to end all coughing fits.
I was in tears, and had to go to the toilet quickly because I haven't yet bought the item in question to strengthen my muscles.
Pah ha ha ha
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