Doobellin Bay, 8 am

Sometimes, the view from the Dart is particularly nice.

I can't say that, given a choice, I would set my alarm clock to 6.30 am, just to catch the Dart, just to enjoy the view.

But when one must commute, one may as well enjoy its positive aspects.

Which were lost on Luca who was sitting on the floor playing Fruit Slash on the Windows Phone while releasing some seriously potent and embarrassing farts.