Hello Mr Photographer Man...

How can I help you?

Would you like me to pose is a specific way, or maybe yawn, or perhaps look all playful?

Actually what The Freak said was:

"Piss off!. Stop pointing that damn thing at me. Right sod it, I am off over the road for a bit of nosh and a peaceful lie down."

It is the last week of term. I would like to swap places with The Freak until 2:45 on Friday.