‘Dreamies? No thanks!’

Why dream of having Dreamies when you can go bonkers for Bonkers?

And Mr Perkins does go bonkers. Impatiently and sharply.

I had to give him some so he would shift himself from his daddy’s knee without Mr Pandammonium having to shove him off. It was a kindness that caused only me to suffer.


My mam’s Mother’s Day card arrived in plenty of time for Mother’s Day. No unnecessary blaming of the postie required ;)