In A Flap....

...his wife certainly was, and he'd gone and done it again!! Despite repeatedly reassuring her he knew exactly what to get from the superstore, he'd got the wrong item, again!

So Jack, with absolutely no defence, his mind had been on the Rugby, and the thought of having just a few sorry beers later, with equally sorry fans, was even more appealing now.

He had no excuse, unlike his brilliant wife who could multitask, he was single minded, and unfortunately the one day she had asked him to get some shopping in, his mind had been focussed on the rugby....

....'and this!! this!!' his wife screeched, at the Rugby top he brought - instead of a towel, 

'What am I meant to do with this!? shove it over your head!?'

she had a point, the only issue had been, were that they were right next to the towels, on special offer....that had been it, he'd forgotten, and just saw the shirt...

Now, with a feather up an unmentionable place, and knowing it could have been worse - he could have been forced to watch the match, he went back to the Superstore wiith more than a few tail legs firmly behind his legs - ouch. 

Don't worry she forgave him, and you might have guessed, he's an England fan. 

Well done Ireland :-)

Take care all :-)