The Decorator and the Mattress.

I need to make a choice: malt chocolate, croquet, flagon, ocelot sperm, open air, almond biscuit, palladian or classic duck egg.
Meanwhile, I sit and wait for a mattress to arrive.
My time could be better spent.

I made up one of the paint colours, by the way. Just so you know.

As an aside, many years ago, a friend of mine went out with a girl called Dawn White. Her nickname was Dulux.