Are you Being Curved ?

Thanks to you all -  you've been so kind.  Compassionate.

Because of the proliferation of accordions in Creel HQ my H & S adviser has recommended new ear defenders, so I've popped in for a fitting.  In Inverness.  After meeting Willie in Dornoch (thanks for the breakfast)  it was on to Sandra and Watty in Girvans.

I've never been at ease with lift and separate.  Still, as Kirsty said as she squeezed in the fitting booth with me, two's company but three's a deformity.  Or a pawnbrokers.

As l was escorted from the store l explained to security l like a well filled cup but that two tea bags can definitely affect the ullage.  I managed to give them the slip.

There's absolutely no foundation to it. My case comes up next week; hopefully it will have an extendable handle and tiny wheels to navigate the byways of the legal system.