Ha ! Ha!

So. The comedy English in the instructions said the trampoline would be assembled in 1 hour. 1 hour. Yeah. It also said that the assembly of the trampoline would be fun practise for the proper assembly. W.T.F? Here's the news. It took 5 hours Mr. Comedy Instruction Man, and it was hot putting it together, and what fun was to be had putting the god damn thing together was from reading the instructions that were written by someone who had learned English from watching 'It A'int Half Hot, Mum.' I.E. it's shit!!!

But, it was worth it all the same, as Grace proved as she got on it to test it out.