Nobody I know

looks exactly like this. But almost everyone I know looks a bit like this. The whole 'limbs attached to body' thing is very much overrated: how are you meant to wash your arms if they are attached to you? Nobody has a washing machine that big. And what would you do if you wanted to change your legs if they were attached? The whole idea is silly.

(I was going to do something in yellow and blue, but I get too cross thinking about it. There are people in this world who it would be better if they never had been born, and some of them live in Moscow.)