Is the Tree Half Full or Half Empty?

I spilled coffee on my keyboard this morning. I was watching some stupid video and I flinched when the big hairy spider suddenly jumped out at me. Bam, coffee all over the place. Sweet coffee with cream, just to make it stickier and potentially smellier. Lots of yelling and mopping, but I think the keyboard has given up after such poor treatment. It won't turn on. As for the newspaper, you just hang it up to dry and it's good as new, ready with the puzzle and the obits and little bits of local news that still make it (almost) worth the subscription price. Old school technology wins this round.