The Only Explanation

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

The toothpaste demon sneaks into the home
Flies up to the bathroom and stands there alone

Climbs into the sink, gets ready to start
(It’s lucky small demons can see in the dark)

He pulls down his trousers, knows just what to do
And there in the sink does a minty fresh poo

Another few goes and he’s finished the job
The surface now painted with little white blobs

He admires his work and giggles with glee
Hears the future denial “that so wasn’t me”

C