Hair Loss

I never know if the stylist I like is working. I lucked out because she was. But one of the first things I saw when I walked in was a head. I was taken aback for a second because I had recently watched a TV show about a serial killer who decapitated his victims (yeah, gross). This young woman returned to the scene of the crime. In the end, I found out she was a trainee and they work on mannequin heads. Who knew?

Trina (not the trainee) gave me the best cut. I loved it. When I suggested she take a picture for future reference she laughed and told me she’d remember. We were fooling around and she used my phone. You can’t see much of the cut the because of my silliness. See extra.

In other news…I had a crack of dawn eye appointment. Long story, but I didn’t accomplish any of my goals for making the appointment. My eyes changed again. One eye got better? Is that possible?
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all the whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that it was the cleanest shaved he’s gotten in years but he wanted to know what would’ve happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.