Like he’s got it ALL figured out

To be fair, he does.
Tonight I had to ask mr lg9 if he had “done” Max’s “hearing holes” because I can no longer ask if he has cleaned Max’s ears - it’s Max’s new obsession and if he knows it’s being discussed he is an ass and won’t stop barking until it happens. And once it happens he won’t stop until it happens again, over and over and over. And he is really hard to ignore.