TALL ORDER

Over in Leeds today on a conference so popped out at lunch to find a blip, saw this young fellow on street lane where he was handing out flyers for a new cafe, what the stilts had to do with food I've no idea but hey, there's no such thing as bad advertising! Most of the passing public just smiled but one joker did ask if, when he finished doing this, was he off to murder his girlfriend in South Africa...a bit tasteless, possibly as tasteless as the food he was flogging.