Trunk

This is a blip which shows aboslutely nothing of what was actually going on.

What it has shown me however, is that I must go immediately to the bathroom and crack open the L'OREAL Mouse Absolue and get it placed upon my head before anyone else notices...

In other news I have only this to say:

David Beckham, I dont give a toss about your footballing abilities or squeaky voice. It's the other little bits and bobs that I'll really miss.