The Little Book of Calm!

Today the first thing I had to do was phone the surgery to try and sort out what was behind himself's cough. As our 7 local doctors havn't been seen in person for quite some time! I was prepared to do battle but I thought maybe I should try a different approach so I swallowed the Little Book of Calm. When the elusive doctor did return my call, I was as smooth as an oil slick (it was that torn faced bad tempered female one) Any way long story short and we reached some possible solutions though her and her collegues appearance will still remain a mystery as I still wasn't considered worthy of setting eyes upon them! Anyways  I was happy with the outcome.
From there I went out on my usual  dog plod.  After a bit I caught up with two elderly women one with two Westies the other with a fox haired thing. The Westie elder stood holding her two like she was prepping for a tug of war. Marag my pup just sauntered past them but Pene decided to say hi to them. Well all Hell broke out, The two westies began a bunfight with pene who naturally retaliated albeit half heartedly . Anyhow, I got hold of Penes collar and led her away from the snapping turtle westies. Well it was then the old wifey began shouting at me, you should have heard the dasterdly words she uttered. Calling my parentage into disrepute and likening me to the bovine species. Honestly she would have embarrassed a Clydeside riviter!. I carried on walking as I was still digesting my Little Book of Calm and Zen. She was still shouting telling me to muzzle my dug so I turned round and calmly said it was she that needed the muzzle! Well I could still hear her half way round the loch still swearing like Bruce Willis. Jeez it was hardly a big dog spat there was no need for her to get so gobby! Just as well I was still in my Zen zone!