Hello blossom ..

Ohhhh ohhhhhhh I am in a weakened state ....even mum is embracing the detox !!! I was secretly hoping she would force snacks upon me but No !! No .. She was encouraging ... What an awful parent .
Tomorrow night I may resume eating .. Which is just as well as I am hosting the dinner do for Velvet Frog ... I can't go into detail yet as it is a surprise menu and stuff ... I shall tell you all tomorrow..

So today pepé decided to try and give me heart failure .. I need to try and set the scene.. We walk around some fields behind Waitrose in Stratford and there are a series of large culverts that divert water around and eventually go to the river.... They can get really deep and move fairly fast after lots of rain mostly they are not accessible but every so often there is a little gap in the hedge work and then a short steep slope only about 4 feet or so down but it's not a slope !!!! So guess what is coming ....yes.. Out of the miles of hedge and long grasses my pepé finds the worlds smallest gap and the first I hear of it is the sound of 'plop' yep in he goes ... I was texting DDLC about tomorrow's shenanigans when I heard it ... I looked around and then looked over the edge and there he was swimming about with his tail wagging .... Understand this .. Tears formed in my eyes as I was terrified he would go through one of the drainage pipes !! Then I started to crap myself as if I slithered too far down then there was nothing to pull us back up on AT ALL !! It was all stinging nettles and as I found out when you grab them they just break off and also sting you .. Honest to god I was practically doing the splits down a bank into this bloody swishy filthy water I did get a massive clump of bramble and hold on then I had one leg dangling in the water.Meanwhile HE is swimming about as it we have gone for a trip to Centre parcs !! I made a grab for his ear and he was not so bloody happy after that,swished him toward me and the bank then managed to get him by the scruff of the neck .. He was not best pleased with that either ...as the bottom of the bank was muddy he got his claws into it and then hobbled up like a deranged mountain goat......

Anyway ..... Alls well that ends well ...

Power walk this evening with Tits McGee ..

Lucy shall return to school tomorrow .....

I am fit for NOTHING !