No Thank You

I have seen lots of things today that I don't want to do in this bl**dy awful weather. They include, in no specific order:

Play golf
Stand up to my neck in a manhole
Go jogging
Walk along any part of Hadrian's Wall
Do anything that involves wearing a high viz jacket
Live in Allenheads (it's snowing)
Eat my lunch in a field.

It's nasty out there 4 degrees and only just stopped raining.