Just pish

I'm thoroughly done with the weather today. Every time I ventured outside, the wind got stronger... making everything difficult. I was stabbed by 50mph tiny stinging hailstones. The ground is a slippy slidey mush. The hosepipe was frozen. 

I was out of swear words by 11am, exhausted by 3pm and thankfully home to Gorgeous at 4pm.

I really need to dig out my snowboard goggles to protect my eyeballs from speedy hail.