So grateful it’s not ‘tiny’

Oh ‘What the dickens?’ Says the guilty man! ‘Amazing that the tissues have come out of my pockets’ he says!
I’ve got to be grateful, over the years I’ve found tiny tiny tissue scraps stuck all over the washing - that wouldn’t come off! Although once many years ago I washed some working clothes and had to tumble dry them which was not a thing we could afford to do - but as I fetched the washing out of the tumble dryer I was shocked to find £50 pounds in £5 notes still folded together. Now that was a dream come true!