Cobblers

Up town to hand Long Juan back his wellies and sleeping bag which have been in my shed for the past year and a half. I turned up at Greyfriars Bobby at the appointed hour but there was no sign of the fellah. Of course I should have realised the potential for problems with that as a meeting place. There he was, nestling in the pub of the same name. 
What about the CEO of Virgin Orbit after they unfortunately dropped a payload of nine satellites into the drook somehere west of Cornwall? He can certainly talk the talk. “We are mindful that we failed to provide our customers with the launch service they deserve….”