Sounds like a salad undressing

I was just rolling about on my floor and the phone rang. It was my uncle who works in a whore house just outside of Dubai on the gulf coast. Seems he's been chock out of whores lately with the slave trade taking a big hit out of Romania. You see, Romania has the best hoes this side of the Atlantic, and interpol has been cracking down like a pimp fresh out of hard cash. He called his supplier back home, and he claimed that the hoes have all run out of town. Seems they "know something." He managed to catch one after a trick, and she said her girlfriend "heard something" from some "strange fella." Seems he started spilling the beans after she got his pants down. He was sobbing and crying about some "mother" issues. But it wasn't the typical Oedipus Rex like syndrome. These issues were back "home" but "home" wasn't round the block. He started talking about what the hoe would know as "Orion," and something about some alien stuff. Seems he only "looked" human, but he couldn't turn off his "cloak" because she would die of fright. Anyway, this pimp was all outta tricks, and he hasn't been sending any down to the "shore" as they call it in the mid-east. All the tricks done up and left since this "alien" hit the scene. He told them all that Earth didn't have much time left, and gave them some coordinates to head to. She wouldn't tell the pimp to co-ads, but just that he best "find the One" and get right with himself. He done busted her lip, but she just went on sobbing away. Crying about her choices, and about "wrongs" and such. Either way, she's outta here, and gone off to some place. All she said about it was that it had some big stone slabs, and no one would understand. Apparently, she thought she'd be taken up, and away from here...