Lois

What better place to keep Lois' photo diary than on the walls in my utility room, where, every day I see her cheesy chops as I go about my chores.

Good times. Smiles. Running out of wall.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Ellen DeGeneres