Starry starry night

Did you ever, when you were small, wear nightclothes which possibly today could be considered a fire hazard? 

I remember when I was little, having a beautiful brushed nylon nightie and slipping under my covers and being amazed by all the little sparks of light I could see as  I heard the static electricity bounce around. 

Do you think if you farted at the same time it would have caused an explosion? 

I'm only asking because I never fart.