Umbrellagate

Last season Bigg-Z and I went to Woeking for the footie and, knowing that it was raining, we took our umbrellas.  Bigg-Z had his confiscated,  but I had mine stolen. 

I picked up Bigg-Z's at the game on Boxing Day but on a dog walk this morning,  the wind wrecked it and I had to throw it in the bin. 

Would have been better to have left it at Woeking!