The Shakey White Gate (Green Door)

In the immortal words of the legendary Shakin Stevens-

Saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokey cloud behind the green door
When I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud behind the green door
AII I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the green door
Wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green door

Bears no relation to the photo whatsoever but he is a Welsh national treasure and he has to be mentioned somewhere soon.
Fairly miserable day here, real cricketing weather. Suppose I should have done a bit of DIY.....................................................