Finally

It feels like I've kicked every ball in this world cup, especially after the final showdown between Argentina and France, with Messi eventually getting his hands on the trophy and the player of the tournament one too. He'll probably get the haircut of the tournament trophy to boot. If there is such a thing. But he didn't get the golden boot, that went to Mbappe. Although it looked like he didn't want it. At least he is now as famous as Sir Geoff Hurst as only the second player to score a hat trick in a world cup final.

I'm sure he'll be really pleased about that. Perhaps he'll get a knighthood for it!?